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I want to talk to you about that.
and he's sniffing and sneezing all the time,
he's the one who goes to work and earns the money.
So what's going on with your restaurant?
- You haven't said a word. - Thank you for asking.
Hamster?
Yeah. Hey, look at you. Look at you.
I'm taking him to the Braudys.
Hey, you know me, I don't like to complain.
Yeah, look at you.
- What do you think? - I'll have time for that.
Leave the doggie alone. He's not our dog.
Hi.
It's not about where it's coming from, it's what it becomes.
Isn't there another animal we could interest you in?
What do you mean, what do you mean?
- Tell her, talk to her. - Hold on.
You got her drunk and stole the fucking dog, all right?!
I'm just so happy to see you.
"Larry couldn't possibly tell...
Still people go off to the side.
Um-um. No, I'm sorry, no.
Come on.
and she suddenly develops a speech impediment?
Jeff and his wife.
Uh-huh.
- How does she buy things? - She spends the money that I've earned.
So you could thank us, we're taking you out to dinner.
When I was on "Seinfeld" I wasn't allowed to talk about "Seinfeld."
- And it's their money. - It's not "their money," it's my money.
I wouldn't blow it, he's asleep.
So we'll pee at home for a while before we come.
I wasn't gonna have dessert?
Yes, Michael. It is important, yes.
- Absolutely. - Yes, yes, very.
Ooh.
- Really? - Yeah, the kids are loving him.
He's a good bra-sniffing dog.
It's extraordinary. It's a shame.
It tastes a little like a tree.
Bye... no, keep going.