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Troy Hendricks, Tanner Corrington.
She was really upset because I couldn't go to this party
- Holy shit. What the hell happened?
- I'm so surprised.
Sheriff's Department.
[chuckles]
- I have more important things to do
i HAVE A WORKING THEORY THAT i WOULD LIKE TO SHARE WITH YOU
until you would've gone to the bathroom
- He said I had Superman's jawline.
[quirky music]
It's like people who can rock a pair of bell-bottoms, you know?
I don't want to bake a cake.
Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if they all killed him.
and tell them that I should do the autopsy?
and I do the crossword every night for a healthy mind.
is knowing that you don't know.
- [squeals] - [grunts]
- Yeah, maybe it was an ice gun firing an ice bullet, right?
- Look, with all due respect, Mr. Mayor,
You know, we have to talk about it.
- Vin!
If she could just pretend it did not happen,
I might've written it down.
- No deal!
- Yeah.
So they're gonna handle everything.
- Yeah. I should've never made you
- If you tell the police,
- "Law and Order."
that night was just...
and Asta and I will be free.
♪
[Molly Drake's "Happiness"]
because if this had been a few inches lower,
- Human corpses decay and get smelly so quickly.
that bad feeling I have about death
and dogs that are clearly chasing both of us.
- It would be if I wasn't a murderer.
You cannot take it back.
- That salmon is my specialty dish.
Say, Say-vayle. I--one of those.
- Mm, do not talk to me. Talk directly to your husband.
- This craft beer is 15% alcohol.
[warbles]
- They probably wear belts
That's sad.