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I actually didn't really hear anything.
Do not think about the pain.
- Calm down? I can't calm down.
This is the shell casing from Asta's rifle.
- This way. - You set me up.
- All right, yeah, um, thanks for everything.
- I run six miles every morning for a healthy body,
and the bath mats and the soap and my loofah.
Sound like old-money murderers
When our life is over, we simply change form
- Hey, girls!
- Oh, yeah. It doesn't matter.
then the bad people will know that you killed their friend,
and you're a very nice thing.
two distinctly different caliber gunshots.
- Good. Now we're on the same page.
the person in your life who you...
- Mm, way to work in that you have insurance.
- Mm. - Wait. would you have died,
Detective Lena Torres, Jessup Police.
- There was a perfect line from those trees over there
- Oh, Judy... - Oh, it's not Malcolm Ten?
- Smart strategy. Act indifferent
It's one of the top three places to plant a body in town.
This is dead human soup. - [spits]
[creature clicking]
- And I'm the doctor from Patience,
We're on the same side now.
- Ah, Deputy, we got ourselves another murder!
Are you ready? - Yes.
People don't listen.
- All right, Detective Torres, this is Harry Vanderspeigle.
Looks like Jessup is Murder Town, USA now.
fall in the water. I told her that.
- Oh, yeah, normal.
That's why we make such a good team, ha ha.
- Okay, deal.
So maybe the killer's like a Tibetan monk, right,
to teach 'em right from wrong.
- Hey, uh...you ever play any drinking games?
♪
- No! We do not need to do that.
What if this guy has a family? - Okay, you have a family--
Why don't you call the police
- Mm-hmm. - Mm, good.
- "CSI."
- What?
- No, I know. - Ben and Kate.
- Yeah, I don't think that part's in the book.
♪
This here is a Patience crime, okay?
- That was me. I'm still celebrating.
- And luckily, there were still a couple left on the counter
You might want to open that window in your bathroom.
I'm gonna go outside. I'm gonna check the body,
She is not stopping.
The sooner I get them out,
- If I knew something important and dangerous,