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- I'm sorry, sir. We didn't order this.
[gunshot]
who knows how to meditate or something,
[suspenseful music]
[indistinct conversation]
Why can't you turn to stone like my people when you die?
- Why?
The body was found in a hot tub in my town.
So Jessup hot tub, Jessup murder.
I am alive because you killed the bad man.
if you had, like, a woodchipper I could chuck the body into.
- I'm gonna call the Alien Tracker
We have not finished the autopsy.
no girls allowed, order some 'za, huh?
- I don't think that's what it's, um, called.
♪
The bullet friction, that'll melt the gun right away,
and do your goddamn work.
- What the hell? - Wow.
♪
the poop out of my butt.
- Okay. - So you guys have fun here.
- Victory! The autopsy is mine.
- I get it. You were protecting me.
That logic checks out.
So do we want to talk about the dead guy?
- This is bad. This is really bad.
I want that little Ellen nurse to not talk,
- Yeah. - I accept.
Human emotions make death difficult for them.
♪
I am really relieved
- So Kate had a great idea.
- No, I saw him again later in the parking lot.
- Well, I found his car.
and the murderer left with it.
got a bigger budget and more manpower.
♪ And all I dare say
things next to things, which creates density,
[suspenseful music]
- Well, well, well.
- No, you will not, because you will be dead.
- Took you long enough.
I can't explain.
♪ And it's my way
- You're supposed to let him talk.
part of the planet.
- Thanks. - Yeah.
[suspenseful music]
- Nothing.
[laughs]
- [laughs] Harry!
I'm supposed to pick up Jay tomorrow
- ♪ Happiness is like a bird with 20 wings ♪
Is she gonna be okay?
- Hey there, skank-arooni.
Nobody else knew about our meetup.
[dramatic music]
special about it
- Can I have one more? - Yeah.
♪
I'd like to report a murder that happened in Jessup.
♪
[both laugh]
- And all the names we found in Sam's office
♪
It's just a lot of stuff got stirred up,
the sooner I can start doing my fake autopsy.
Not on my couch!