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[indistinct chatter]
The time of death was approximately 11:45 p.m.
- Oh! Deviled eggs.
COOTER'S MY LADY POCKET
- You're a nice thing too.
I do not want to do it. But it is part of the job.
Hey, no one's gonna hurt you.
- You know what I'm talking about.
about the offer for me to be town doctor again!
"Letter One. To Mrs. Savi--"
I'm sending you the co-pay for my next dental bill.
- Hmm. - Oh, I bet
- Yeah. Actually, yeah.
- Yeah, I was thinking the same thing.
and I hate going by the name Veronica.
We're very discreet here, so... I mean,
Smell like a good old-fashioned hump house up in there.
Dead guy found in Jessup. Eh...Jessup murder.
- [laughs] Just a bunch
The gunshots scared it back into the lake.
- Yes, you did, sir. - Okay.
"The Alien Tracker is very busy right now.
- Maybe they had something to do with Sam's death
Looks like you hooked yourself a real one.
[Brown Bird's "Bilgewater"]
[suspenseful music]
- I can solve a Rubik's Cube.
- Okay, we need to call an ambulance.
"Thank you for your message.
- What he doesn't know is,
She will forget, and everything will be okay.
- No, it is okay.
A little nervous, maybe. But...
I made you an audiobook.
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah, that's right.
Mayor Snowflake has asked me to be the town doctor.
- O--okay! [laughs]
[suspenseful music]
We followed clues in New York, which led us to him.
I should've just taken care of it myself.
- [sighs]
here in Patience?
- Or maybe he was shot with a regular gun,
- Can we not talk about this?
- Ah, that was just therapy. That doesn't count.
followed the hoots, and there they were.
- [squeals] - [screams]
The man Asta shot may have family
- [chuckles]
Anyway, it's good to see y'all are all right.
- So where is this alien ball?
- Dr. Vanderspeigle, you got a good handle on this.
Wake up, drunky! Better not be pissing in there.
- He also said he hates your honey-glazed salmon.
- Yeah. - Yeah, no,
who killed their way out of trouble.
- I can't do it.
This is the real hang. Just a couple of dudes,
I can't do it. I can't!
not like it is for humans.
Fine. I'm recording a message