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I don't have any heating ducts in this apartment.
Bro... you wore the battery down.
to wish for a better life. Money that you apparently steal
Think you Jesus? You think you Jesus?
"Try Walking A Mile In My Shoes Once In A While And Then Talk To Me."
You're not negotiating shit.
- Nobody's gonna burn me! - Dennis, calm down! Calm down!
- Yeah! - This is some sweet smut!
- You gonna punk him like that? - No-no-no!
It's, like, "Hey, everybody, look at me.
You need deep wounds
Sing a song. Shut up!
Know what? My name is Sinbad. This is Sinbad's house!
Okay, plan is simple.
Oh, that's me, that's my phone.
Damn it.
What's confusing about $40 million? That's a shitload of money.
Do you come here every night? Every night, huh? This is great.
and she whispered in my ear,
No, Dennis, we have to prove, we have to make photos, we have to sign documents.
'Dude, your balls totally rule'".
There's some sort of weird chemical reaction that happens
You know, I'm not even really bald?
Isn't Dee and Charlie?
- Oh, my bad. - Yeah, no, it's no problem.
What? This is about being an actor?
But then, one day, the book just sort of went mysteriously missing.
Will you please shut up?!
- I do it every day. - Hey, I like you haircut, man.
- Time to get up! - Charlie! Oh, God!
that window all night long, and you have no idea how loud 50 cats can be.
'cause you're next.
Wake up! Let's go! Time to start the day!
Yeah, yeah. No. I'm going to sell the book, okay,
I’m all boned up over here
Okay, I'm just gonna throw this out there.
Matchbox 20? Ew.
Mr. Donvon Joni himself
I'm sorry, Dee, but my "outfits," as you like to call them,
No, I didn't lie. I sware to God, it was all real, Sinbad was here, I swear.
My bad, I didn't know you was hurting like that. My bad.
- Yes. - Can I have it?
and then you give up the minute we hit the first speed bump.
All rightie, then. See you soon. Bye-bye.
What you doing?
Rule of the land: bigger. It's my thing now.