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Is that what that is? Look, you're not gonna shoot nails in me.
Just take some of those stories out.
- ...not to do the cancer thing. - I asked my bald-cap guy.
What do you mean, they're not real problems?
I was ugly as you bitch.
Try walking a mile in my shoes once in a while and then talk to me.
You need us, Dennis. You're going to need some legal help.
- Here. Put these on. - No.
We turn the tables here.
You don't pooled it of better than anyone.
You aren't gonna believe this. Sinbad tried to kill me.
I own both of y'all.
I'm all Chubbed up over here
- I'm all boned up over here. - Me, too!
That wasn't your money.
Hey, dude, where you been?
All right, give me his hands.
Uh... yeah.
No, no, no, don't, don't!
- I write it! - What is your problem, Sinbad?
Not only do I consider it magnificent,
Is that a sort of sick fantasy?
You don't know how tough it is being me.
I've been pissing in the fountain for 50 years.
Fine, but what is Rob Thomas have to do with any of this?
What is so difficult about your life?
and then I was putting some cheese in the rat traps.
- to get laid. - Frank, shut up.