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I'll take one coat, please.
He gave us his tickets.
If I go through the trouble of getting you a gift,
Are you even on Instagram?
Well, I'm glad everything's intact.
And it works out perfect because, you know,
- Definitely. - Oh, yeah.
I don't see Amy Sosa or Jonah Simms on the list.
I do not.
Oh, I got one, I got one.
You think I could be a terrorist?
You literally called yourself "undocumented."
Okay, fine.
So, if you could just enter your real one.
Oh, my God, I can't believe
- What are you... - Howdy.
'cause they're always washing the sheets.
- Yeah, I know. - 'Cause if he did,
- Good people can disagree. - Wrong.
does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
That's awesome.
I just wanted to lie in bed, order room service,
so I can vouch for them.
Two more, please.
You are not a good person if you disagree.
on the mini grilled cheese sandwich,
Oh, check under Glenn Sturgis.
Okay, I'm just gonna say what everyone's thinking.
but apparently it's just for managers.
and I'll see you guys by the ice sculpture.
assistant managers, regional managers...
Well, looks yummy for your tummy.
Sayid, where you going?
Hey, what are your thoughts on the movie, "Syriana"?
- Tres. - Cuatro.
IUDS, big, loud explosions?
Okay, Mateo, I'm not kidding.
How do you get out of giving benefits
Like not saying anything
before the night is over.