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but it is illegal to hire an undocumented immigrant.
How much attention do you need?
Okay, so, after the twirl,
- Come on. - He's a d-bag.
you two are a hot item now,
You never get a chance to have that nice, lived-in feel.
Uh, it's, uh, the last four, uh, is, um, two...
No, I don't even think Henderson was still alive when I came here.
Wait a second. Is everybody in a green polo
It's just gotten really overrun by tourists recently.
Oh, this isn't my social security number.
- A lot of managers. - A ton of managers, big fella.
Eagle eyes over here.
- I didn't know you were here. - Now's our chance.
Oh, okay.
Hold on, so when Sayid said he liked my haircut...
And they get better benefits
I don't know, maybe you were afraid of getting into trouble.
and they only give you one hotel room per store.
Oh, look at that.
Surprising.
What?
What?
Came here legally, took the citizenship test,
That's actually a good idea, though.
Apple a day. Ha ha.
- What? - What's E-Verify?
It's a registry for sex offenders.
We're going out on top.
Well, you can take one for your 15-year-old daughter, Emma.
- Tracey, come here! - Hassan, hi.
they eat 1/2 million dollars' worth of shrimp cocktail,
One of the white ones?
Hmm?
Why does everyone here start conversations like that?
Huh?