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Do you think he heard us?
that they're now actually two part-timers... you save a ton.
I mean, you could be deported literally at any moment,
That guy... I am gonna go shaving cream his locker.
Just do it, it's not like society's in a tape shortage.
Yeah, well, everyone here's a d-bag anyway, so...
and then they all go in at the same time.
Me? Wha...
Oh, that's so kind of you to offer,
Because it's not illegal to hire a sex offender,
I don't even get it.
Wait, wait, wait.
We'll both go.
He's been standing there for like, 20 minutes.
But we do need to talk.
We've met, like, a million times.
To the back. I have work to do.
Okay... well, that's only five numbers, like a zip code.
which is... unpleasant.
and watch pay-per-view.
I don't know who you are.
Don't look at me like that. I did all the heavy lifting.
I'm stuck outside shoveling snow
- Who holds the bag? - Oh, I'll hold the bag.