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Yeah, right?
The point is, Sayid, you're home now.
I was fleeing the civil war in Syria.
nothing ever happens to innocent bystanders.
Here's a joke: How many floor workers
- Not everyone. - Everyone here is a d-bag.
I mean, one of us is gonna end up puking
your baby overnight anyway, right?
You know, lying is a big part of Syrian culture.
Yeah, I mean, if you're going for something
So, Syria, huh?
I thought George Clooney was pretty okay,
Yeah, yeah.
Shut up! You're fired.
Ooh, maybe.
- Mmm. - But if he wasn't a liar,
It's so sad.
Well, you know, they call it a conference,
it's an open bar.
Yeah, there's all sorts of, like, rampant destruction
They don't even have to pay for their aroma-therapy diffusers.
I'm sure you gotta go mingle.
One... two... best friends.
but I think I'm gonna pass.
Oh, yes, thank you.
Hmm.
but it's really just a ball's-out party.
Well, I've heard that E-Verify is full of bugs.
- Yeah, yeah? - All right, all right.
I'm gonna go now.
Uh, where does it say that?
Why not sex offenders?
- Eh. - Eh.
a cloud would taste like.
Where's Sayid?
I mean, nothing against your baby... he's great.