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[Oscar] Hey, uh, Stan?
[gasping, whimpering]
Is that funny? I... Oh, God, I can't get anything right.
Rite Aid roof as far as you can see.
-Right, shush. -[door closes]
[George Sr.] Die! Was that a boat?
-Dad, are you okay? -Roof balls! Jesus, quiet.
I don't call it that, I call it "a cry for help,"
[Rebel chuckles]
-he'll be staying that way. -Why wouldn't he come out?
And your mother has my passport, so why don't we say that I was never here?
Just as I found my son, I lost him.
Yes, yes, thank you for reminding me. I, um...
Or worse, she could come back,
Could we stay at your place?
you get in there, you find out if there's any money.
Then she's gonna know I'm not a tech entrepreneur
-I don't want you to think I'm a whore. -No.
Inside, outside,
-that they're now straight. -[Gob] Without using magic.
but it's locked, and I can't wait to eat this snow cone.
But you can't live in fear, so... let's go.
[choking]
-Have a good night. -[Ron] Having paid little attention
you were gonna say there's nothing illegal.
for a surprise as well.
with the garage door closed with the family in crisis.
I shouldn't have called it the easy choice.
"heart on" for his friend Tony.
I put... You said balls, so... Then I said balls...
[John, on TV] It seems the Christian-y fellow...
As any proud gay man would do in the face of such bigotry.
Okay. Uh, well, as copresident,
-give her something that she wants. -Wha--
as cover for breaking Buster out of prison,
We really need each other right now, because Buster
-...without the guest of honor. -Don't you have him?
[Ron] It wasn't a good system.