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"Soup" tattoo on right buttock.
...I do miss the warmth of human companionship.
It was my Uncle Murray's funeral.
Not surprising.
My mother put an "I love you" brisket in my backpack!
- He's right. - Yes.
- Here. - Seriously? Those shorts with that top?
Sheldon's log.
Who cares? You slept with your cousin.
Purr, purr, purr
I see no organizational system in here whatsoever.
That's a fairly labored metaphor, but I appreciate the sentiment behind it.
And good evening to you, Siam Palace.
All right. There's no need to bark at me.
The "check engine" light is on. We need a service station.
I would be kind to my rabbit subjects.
I hate my name.
- ...may I ask you a question? - What?
Ow!