Eggs - New Girl [S02E09]

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Eggs - New Girl [S02E09]
TV-14 Comedy

When Sadie tells Jess and Cece they only have so many eggs available for having children, Jess is worried and insists she and Cece get tests done. Schmidt tries to find confirmation for his sexual prowess. Nick finishes writing his book.

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27 Nov 2012
Eggs
Neal Brennan
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Released 2012-11-27, Rated TV-14
Score 20.035
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[IN SOULFUL VOICE] I'm the egg queen. I'm queen of the eggs. [IN SOULFUL VOICE] I'm the egg queen. I'm queen of the eggs. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#2
Released 2012-11-27, Rated TV-14
Score 19.021
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[IN SOULFUL VOICE] I'm the egg queen. I'm queen of the eggs.
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Released 2012-11-27, Rated TV-14
Score 17.654
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Released 2012-11-27, Rated TV-14
Score 16.679
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Released 2012-11-27, Rated TV-14
Score 15.115
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Released 2012-11-27, Rated TV-14
Score 14.716
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Released 2012-11-27, Rated TV-14
Score 13.228
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Released 2012-11-27, Rated TV-14
Score 12.878
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- Studio 54. ...Studio 54 busboy.
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Released 2012-11-27, Rated TV-14
Score 12.109
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SCHMIDT: I found water! - Oh.
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Released 2012-11-27, Rated TV-14
Score 11.833
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Fertilize me, Los Angeles!
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Released 2012-11-27, Rated TV-14
Score 11.495
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Released 2012-11-27, Rated TV-14
Score 10.973
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Released 2012-11-27, Rated TV-14
Score 10.792
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Released 2012-11-27, Rated TV-14
Score 10.774
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Released 2012-11-27, Rated TV-14
Score 10.730
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Released 2012-11-27, Rated TV-14
Score 10.099
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Released 2012-11-27, Rated TV-14
Score 10.095
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Released 2012-11-27, Rated TV-14
Score 10.043
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Released 2012-11-27, Rated TV-14
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Released 2012-11-27, Rated TV-14
Score 9.9255
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Released 2012-11-27, Rated TV-14
Score 9.5182
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Released 2012-11-27, Rated TV-14
Score 9.0417
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Keeping it tight, girl.
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Released 2012-11-27, Rated TV-14
Score 9.0309
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Released 2012-11-27, Rated TV-14
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Released 2012-11-27, Rated TV-14
Score 8.5733
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