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Uh, no. Is mywife gonna be okay?
2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 = 512
I- can't- wait- to- massage- your- Brazilian- crank.
How- How do you know that?
That's mywife. I don't care how much it is, I'll pay it.
Doyou think I do?
Ourwedding photo. Steve's first pinecone turkey.
You pushed me into this!
Excuse me.
Uh, w-we should- we should probablyjust head on home.
- Oh, my God! - [ Screaming ]
You and I can still do it up.
- I am super glad we did that. - [ Grunting ]
- I've heard ofthat. - We can reattach her brain...
Don't fill up. I'm making stuffed game hens for dinner.
Hand me- Hand me a Tecate.
Hey, we're best buddies.
- What's this one, Mom? - [ Gibberish ]
Accidentally sent- Get outta here, you crazy old herpes spreader!
I'll answer a few questions, and that grand prize is ours.
- This conversation isn't over! - Yes, it is!
Hey, thanks for cheering me up. You're a-You're a real pal.
- [ Clattering ] - Hi.
we must harvest them.
- Best buddies, Stan and Roger. - ## [Ends ]
[ Shouting ] Areyou? 'Causeyou're not acting like it!
I'll- I'll move some things around.
Yes. Nothing.
Francine's asking questions, and I don't knowwhat to tell her.
All right! I'm packed and ready to party.
You're the liar! Where's yourwhore?
I told you it would ruin our friendship, butyou said, "No, let's go. Do it to me."
And when your car's not in drive, it's in?
## [Man Vocalizing, Ends ]
I'm a fast learner.
This is the- This is the greatest, best night ever.
Hey, ifyou want, I could go along and keep an eye on Stan.
Well, w-we connect.