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Ah! To be in your shoes!
Bill said no.
That's not how it works.
Well, I wouldn't care to live if I thought that.
(CAR HONKING)
for this is my room, okay?
Hey, I got the room the night before you guys.
Oh!
It's just for family.
Thank you. You're welcome.
maybe have it in the break room.
That's not smart in my book.
I promised I wasn't going to make a toast and I'm not going to.
Lousy picture!
Next time we're all in this room, Jim and I will be married.
Well, I wouldn't care to live if I thought that.
Toy Story, Finding Nemo, Up, I bawled the entire time. I cannot watch Pixar
Yes.
Hey, Stanley, favor. Could I stay in your room tonight?
Yeah, but aren't you supposed to do that to our... No. It's great.
Really? Yes. Let's just go.
Okay, okay, okay.
Their proximity to the falls makes everything smell like a basement.
Everyone else is too drunk. Just don't let me die here.
about this whole "Pam getting pregnant" thing.
Mose hates to geld the horses by himself.
but I'm pretty certain I'm completely wasted.
Drop this one, abort. Why?
It's amazing, a three-ounce fetus is calling the shots.
We should have hired a professional to take the mental pictures.
JIM: What?
Yes.
That's a very good record.
and kick you in the stomach instead?
Hammacher Schlemmer is still considering it.
Whoo!
It is really special.
is that no one say anything
Watching people get sick always makes me sick.
What the hell is wrong with you?
(WHISPERING) I think it was a little touch-and-go at first,
I'm just worried about the farm, you know?
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