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How about a little bit of this?
Hey, have her come out. Have her come out. It'll be like Coyote Ugly.
so I have someone to talk to?
To waiting.
Breakin’ the fed.
Okay, you're an idiot.
that makes you say stupid things?
It allows you to obtain six regular-sized hamburgers or twelve sliders
What are you wearing?
Well, we're thinking of my grandmother, who we haven't told
I can't turn that television off.
I know. I can't believe it was you, either.
Thank God.
Like Calvin Klein models.
And everybody can laugh.
It's amazing, a four year old is calling the shots.
No this is a firecracker free road trip
Your brothers took you out drinking?
If you put your hand on my stomach you'll feel my penis. It's true its as long as a bowling alley.
(HOWLING)
because, frankly, it's just a different sensation.
The remote control had so darn many buttons on it,
Dunder Mifflin Scranton will be closed today and Friday
And you know what? You can't expect them to be careful every time,
While his sales, down 2%. It's all there in the report.
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
I don't think I'm asking for too much.
Hey, Meemaw.
Pleased to meet you.
Don't, don't, don't. You stole my joke. Don't steal my joke.
Look, I would so take him
Why would they make the bad man your boss
Never too married for a noogie.
I'm staying in your... Come on, Dwight.
Those glasses are super dark.
Nice to meet you, Kevin.
who obviously can't take a hint.
What the hell? You've got to be kidding me.
I love finding a good set of twins
You are kidding me.
Really, Pam? Yes, she does. Yes, she does.
And I know, in your day, she would be considered a whore.
Can you believe it? He screwed up, not me.
(BOTH HOWL)
When Michael was denied a room at the inn,
You are going to be sleeping by yourself for the rest of your life,
then so be it.