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-I've always felt like I might be the Chosen One. -What?
No!
-Never mind, give me the amulet. -Oh, yeah.
Chairs. Beach balls. Women on their sides.
I think in his own simple way, he was probably just trying to cool you down.
Can I get you anything else, my little plum dumpling?
Venus Venus
I can't believe we went all the way there and didn't even get any youth juice.
-They go over your hands. -Oh.
Can you keep it down a bit? I'm trying to straighten my hair.
The amulet, it's come back at last!
How do you know that?
Come with us now on a journey through time and space...
♪ We love the Chosen One
Because I cannot love. It's a living hell for me.
Halle-bleeding-lujah. I knew it, boy.
''To find the Fountain of Youth you must first reach the Desert of Nightmares.''
(CREAKING)
-What's up with him? -He's having an age crisis.
You're always having a poke at my legs, aren't you?
Well, maybe I should wear that amulet for a little bit, yeah?
Press it now. Press it now, Vince!
-And you are made of sandpaper. -And?
♪ Howard
He took pity on you, did he? He took a piss on me.
I present you with this gift.
If that falls into the hands of our enemies, this planet will be doomed.
And many a vain man has been killed.
♪ I am gazpacho, oh I am a summer soup, oh
There it is!
-We're being held captive by a violent dwarf. -I'm not.