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Did you get a good picture?
Well, at least I can wash this filthy hat.
-Not quite. -(growling)
Your dog has PTSD.
"In times of peril, you, um...
Look, I'm sorry,
Wait! Wait!
I could, uh, use some help.
Bark once for "yes," bark twice
-Can we be out of the card? -Everyone's in the card!
-(gasps) -What?
Ooh, I like the image. Hey, imagine me in a parade, huh?
He's at breaking point, and unless he has
when you come to the salami, it's from me.
I think something is very wrong with him.
. .
you dick loo loo lounge
♪ ♪
Never once has somebody asked:
(moans contentedly)
Oh, how awful.
Look, I need to tell you this one thing.
Santa's Little Helper was a racing dog?
Uh, ma'am...
Ugh, I should have called.
Actually, we're in the middle of a holiday brunch, so...
KRUSTY ORNAMENT: Do not put on tree.