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If you want a ride in the Porsche, I'll take you around the block.
That's right.
I don't think I want to tarnish his badge.
Not that I'm insecure about my manhood or anything...
Yeah. He's made phone calls, written letters.
- Virgo? - No.
So, you're bald.
So
You must have had terribly fascinating parents.
Dear Lord
Can you do your little thing that you did before?
You're skinny, you're wearing Speedos that your mom promised you'd grow into.
No! You're driving 15 miles over the speed limit.
- Sagittarius? - Yep.
You're fast and irresponsible. That adds up to a bad driver.
- You okay? - Yeah.
With you? Yeah, right.
Fortunately...
I know your dad embarrassed you.
Wow, nice. Manly, and also kind of a slut.
Well, I probably shouldn't tell you the rest.
- I'm wearing his briefs right now. - That's kind of hot.