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- Scotch is at the bar. - No, I've been giving this a lot of thought.
Helping my little sister with her homework.
Technically, I am a big sister.
We don't get to spend much time together,
but, uh, hopefully we'll end up at the same place.
Yeah, she's Colombian. What does that have to do with-
and the answer is, "Their personalities,"
I've got an early work lunch.
Sweetie, you don't think that's weird?
Annie was amazing.
Seriously, Haley, you think you are the coolest person ever.
Booker would play a prank, the sucker would be twisting in the wind,
I know it's hard to tell by looking at me,
He travels the world doing charity work, rock climbs, flies planes.
Another good sign! it's not a good sign.
I met Boz Scaggs once. Got all tongue-tied. Oh, you'll be fine.
He brought me wine. He took his shirt off when you weren't here.
Oh, it's in this drawer over here.
I have to sell this one next.
Honey, I love it.
You guys are in a lot of trouble.
How does that not bother you?
I think I was just annoyed by all the lawyerjokes.
That she volunteer for the organization.
It's a progressive culture.
That seems ... mean.
I know what's going on here. You're jealous.
So if I say, "What do lawyers use as birth control?",
I, um- I keep it there because of all my signs.
Oh, I forgot the best part of the Costa Rica story.
No, honey. He kissed me on the lips.
I'm actually staying at his house, and it's just-
Oh, gosh.
But we just opened the- We're late for getting home.
you know, even if you take the environment out of it.
Okay. Well, thanks for stopping by, Dad.
It's the police. My car got stolen.
This guy's good. Yeah. He's good.
What happened here? Where is my tea?
I'm pretty sure that's not the saying, but-
Well, I had some time to kill,