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[MAKES SWOOSHING NOISE]
Oh, hey, Bill's a grownup.
I shall become more powerful
[SNIFFS]
I almost forgot you had presents.
Wow. I-I am sorry to interrupt.
All I did was sell someone something
Yeah, I know, Matthew. It's called Chinese food.
Seriously. You can have every bit of money
I'm sorry, he gave me $500 a tip,
Wait a minute, wait a minute. Wait, hold, hold on!
Yeah, right now.
Oh, my, you would of-- You would have loved it.
Yay!
That's okay. But I think we've all seen you shake
Well, what are you letting me wave this thing around for?
I'm back from Japan.
Okay, what do we do now?
Hey, you know, in Japan you're allowed to eat seaweed.
into a little company called--
I'd have enough left over to roll around in naked.
Now, I-- I'm sorry, where was I?
This is a real sword?
and we'll leave it at that.
No. Come on, I'm serious here, Beth.
Mr. James, why won't you share your knowledge with me?
Actually, I think it's pronounced sumimasen,
That's actually how they say hello in Japan.
I took all the stock tips you gave me, and...
of various cultures.
All right. I am ordering you a new chair.
Mmm, bup.
It's $2000. He gave me--
DAVE: Yes?
Yeah. Joe was asking about it--
Seriously. Just go up to him and give him
without all those people running around
Oh, excuse me.
These are like, um,
JIMMY: You're gonna love this!
[DEEP SOUTH ACCENT] and ask your sugar daddy.
so that you guys wouldn't think I was...weird.
Have you ever lost something very dear to you?