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my back rent, and if they paid me the rest in $1 bills,
What was the name?
"Teach a man to fish--"
a secondhand suit, and $100 worth of savings bonds.
That is a Hello Kitty backpack, Silly!
Ow!
Land of the rising sun.
Doesn't he wonder how the candy got there?
Come in.
And that's, uh--
Oh, hi, guys. Hi.
can be a cruel mistress.
that the chair squeaks.
Well, why are you giving tips to her?
Yeah, but all my friends give me bad advice--
Do you have the previous draft of this?
That's right. What are they gonna do, put you in jail?
That's a real sword.
Well, dude, let me be the first
I really don't like to have knives or guns or...
Oh, nobody really cares about my trip, huh?
Dave is not my sugar daddy.
BETH: Bye-bye, Joe.
[CHAIR SQUEAKS]
Ricardo will have the fridge up and running in no time.
Well, that's not fair.
Half the credit card companies
charts and graphs here? Yeah.
Thirteen?
of a massive sum of cash.
Sh. A chair can squeak for a number of reasons.
I want you to promise me that you'll, uh...
the kind of person who shakes her stuff.
What? Hang on for one second, would you?
that he likes that one candy?
What's that?
Now, we go check to see how your stock's doing. Okay.
I did bring you a little present though.
I can't. Take it.
Trust me, Japan is even more exotic.
Yeah. Something like that.
Can't you just put oil on it, or something?
Stock market?