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and you get struck by lightning?
Oh, shit! You're smoking it now!
So you're not gonna beat me up or anything?
No, there's no arrangement as far as I know.
I don't know.
No, that's all right. It's a great question.
I need you to get over to the apartment right away.
I am the car.
Whoa.
Well, people know my face at this point, but yeah,
Yeah, but what we have is real, okay?
Come by my trailer tomorrow after lunch.
What, you've seen it? I just told you the whole plot.
Watch the dairy, though.
Do you care about the environment?
Wow. Okay.
It was... It was a bad place to set up shop.
I'm Dev.
Personally, I think dryers are full of shit, man.
What's the service?
Because of the aforementioned Cinnabons.
And I could tell she wanted me to make a move.
Yeah, but that was more of an abstract discussion.
How is the heat different?
We're not. But you will.
I was actually next in line. You cut in front of me.
you're free to enter the puss.
or can I be myself?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I was amazing, and you were okay.
So if you care about our country's lakes and rivers,
with a snow globe, rolling my body up in a rug,
Um, do I need to get in character as Vineet,
Wait. She came eight times in 30 minutes?
Fine, it's amazing, and I'm extremely jealous of you.
Or girl, I mean, if this was a Denise experience situation.
Did you know I have an interest in woodworking?
Hey, can you hush?
What's the best restaurant you've been to recently?
And we were being ugly to each other
Get the fuck out of my house!
Apparently there's no farmland in Manhattan.
Next thing you know, he's beating me to death
All right, well, um...
Hurry up and fold it as soon as you can.
Damn, she did order two entrees.
at this shitty hotel bar.
Takes a few hours.
You gonna do it?
of the Hudson River.
So it's like she went to the store to buy a dildo,
Some married lady wants to have sex with Dev.
All right, bye.
But what about all your cuddles
Just let me finish this sonnet.
No, you fucking don't!
So, yeah, I guess I'm kind of a writer.