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Leonard, why don't you get into the carpool lane?
Like what?
I thought it was really funny. Thanks.
that I just lied to the government for you?
and I get nothing?
Hello to you, you wrinkled old bastard.
Well, I could use another beer.
when the cop pulled you over.
What-- you're not my mother.
That's beautiful.
Hi, I'm Stuart.
of planning a second wedding ceremony for me,
Oh, thanks, Mom.
you're gonna have to stop talking.
Are you excited to see your son walk down the aisle?
Well, fine, if everyone wants to make jokes about our problems,
You're not seriously going to visit each other.
No.
We're not gonna be brothers.
Fine, then you go!
I now pronounce you husband and wife.
I love you, Penny.
But I don't think I'll ever understand
and I don't want them thinking we're white trash.
I think we can let the cigarettes slide.
Hello!
All right, that's enough jail talk.
Oh, I'm sorry.
So, did you defile my mother or not?
Okay, that's not so bad.
They had to live in secret, and when Oppenheimer objected
Oh, I can't wait for you to meet everyone.
I-It's over.
That's enough!
That's not much of a joke.
I'll drink to that.