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No, I'm mad at you. I hate myself, but I'm mad at you.
Please, I'm asking you as a friend.
- Stipulated. - And you do it all the time.
There's pro football, college football, high school football, peewee football...
A female bonobo will copulate with a new male in front of the old one...
You were supposed to help me pimp out my Vespa.
- Breaks tackle. - Go, go.
- You think so? - Yeah.
Like who?
Hope he's right, because if he's not, it'll cost him one of his three timeouts.
Penny, I like all sorts of people.
We're just gonna watch the Nebraska game.
Perhaps she's excluded you from these gatherings...
Football or chicken-fried meats?
...which they threw intentionally incomplete to avoid loss of yardage...
I believe that social convention dictate you not arrive empty-handed.
...without so much as a, "How do you do?"
I know. I just need you to stop talking.
- What's wrong with a football jersey? - Nothing.
- I think I'm starting to get this. - Really?
Don't you have access to women who will do it for money?
My pleasure.
You've been a sucky friend. A sucky, sucky friend.
Would you get your Delta Wing Raptor and join me?
Are you under the impression that we're still friends?
If she gave you any look at all, it was a you-suck look.
On Earth, we say, "Thank you."