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If you wanna blend in...
Great.
Ouch! String burn. String burn.
Huh. Seems like an awful lot of trouble to go through for intercourse.
Let me take you someplace nice.
In fact, every form of football except the original, European football.
- That's intentional grounding. - Totally.
Am I correct in assuming that your attempt...
He also invented the Franklin stove, bifocals and the flexible urinary catheter.
On the other hand, severe string burn is a real and ever-present danger.
The only thing I've learned is that American men love drinking beer...
Okay, some of my Facebook friends aren't geniuses.
Oh, please, you weigh 80 pounds, you don't have a hammy.
- Kites ho! - Kites ho!
Victory!
Good. Oh, FYI, after I eat my sandwich...
How about we go spend the day together?
- Kite fighting? - Oh, yeah.
I just... You know, I didn't want you to be bored.
Okay, fine. The Tar Pits. Let's go.