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My new book, The Hidden Reality, takes on a grand question:
Oh, hey, Amy. Bernadette just texted me.
You're a vixen, Amy Farrah Fowler.
I have no desire to engage in the activity.
Interesting.
What? Where are you sleeping, Priya?
...cruel taunt in the Sudan.
It's a splatter thing.
This is it.
At Johnson Elementary School...
- Ooh. What do you think you're doing? - Shooting a target?
Pun intended? No, happy accident.
Oh, that's too bad. I wonder what happened.
You're kidding.
- I'm gonna ask her to marry me. - Marry you?
- Hm. What's that piece of tape? - That one doesn't apply to you. You sit.
- Oh, thanks. - This was nice.
That was uncalled for, but I'll play along. Ow.
Say, I heard an interesting tidbit about Howard and Bernadette.
Now, I'm thinking about Jell-O.
Well, whatever. I'm sure Bernadette can do better.
I believe our nation's tuna cans are safe.
...from the moment l... - Howard, stop right here.
Although, oddly, no one tweeted.