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He hasn't told her yet. He's waiting for the right time.
You know what? You are unbelievable.
I would think he would know that.
Not as little as you'd want him to be.
So I knocked down the bathroom door, picked up my unconscious mother...
...festering in every nook and cranny of this hospital.
Wait, you can't leave here, you've been exposed.
That's why the foreplay goes on and on.
So how'd it go?
Regardless, coronary problems are eminently treatable.
To the bar to sterilize my mouth with alcohol.
...is every pathogen that calls your mouth "home sweet home."
Oh, yeah, that can only be good for you.
Hey, how'd it go?
Well, when you say it like that, you make it sound creepy.
Well, he's my friend. It's what you do.
I don't care. I don't have anything to hide.
The same way I'm not afraid of all steak knives.
It does, doesn't it?
You'd think it'd be because my parents didn't love me...
- What's wrong with the bathroom here? - Pneumococcus, streptococcus...
Go sit over there.