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I'll give you $1000 if you'll drive me home.
Disagree.
Bernie, wait.
What can I tell you, after I found the courage...
Okay, you're not helping.
They dressed up in leotards and goggles.
I had a pastrami sandwich. She had eggplant lasagna.
...one iced tea...
You mean, sexual intercourse?
I'd like a seven-day course of penicillin...
Do you really want her telling the other one why?
Is it just me, or does she sound sexy when she's angry?
That's my water.
He takes the elf from off the shelf.
- Did you talk? - Oh, sure.
- No, she wouldn't. - Your big problem is me telling her.
Do you want me to spill hot soup on her?
Don't worry, you'll be fine. Let's just hide Mr. Cross.
So your mirth is merely a discharge of nervous energy...
Oh, yeah, she's got puddles in all the right places.
Hope so. Course, if history is any indication...
Here we go.
Ma, I'm home!
Doesn't matter. I'm the king of foreplay.
- Oh, my God, what happened? - I don't know, I just got a text. Hurry.
...and a root beer for Priya.