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This might be a good time to point out...
Mountain elf.
She thinks she got food poisoning from that deli...
You are a mean little man.
I bet she did and you didn't listen.
...who's prone to canker sores and pinkeye?
Who let the satanic dogs out? Who? Who? Who?
What are you doing at work these days?
...if the thought of us getting married might kill your mother?
Ma?
...my mother will swallow her whole and spit out her bones like an owl.
- So it's probably genetic. - Well, maybe.
You can't take that personally.
The words they'll be carving into my tombstone.
...and bit the dust a week later.
...with no semantic content at all?
No, I do not.
Well, you know, like the way I took my clothes off.
Have you told your parents you're dating this short glass of skimmed milk yet?