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She went in to visit my uncle Roger, caught something...
Why don't I write you a prescription for Xanax?
Other than waiting out the exponential growth period...
Your girlfriend and ex-girlfriend hanging out together?
Right. Whereas Jewish mothers take a casual la-di-da approach to their sons.
A word of advice, don't doze off. You will never hear the end of it.
- What happened? - Howard's mother had a heart attack...
Hey, do me a favor and take Table 7?
- What's the difference? - A heart-attack-like event...
...that friendship requires a certain give and take.
- What are you talking about? - One broke up with you.
Sheldon's new Facebook photo.
Just the ones that might be plunged in my thorax.
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Dear Lord.
Hold the door you idiot!