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All right, don't get all Sad Sam
‐Would you like some? ‐No, I'm...
‐Yeah? I watched a couple E. R. reruns ‐Yes.
‐Y‐You don't like it? ‐Well, you know, it's just
‐I do, don't I? (chuckles) ‐Yeah.
Yeah, pretty much anybody.
And this is biodynamic, so it basically
(moans)
Uh, yeah, no. You can get out of here,
Six months sober is when it happened for me, too.
and you're not looking for a father for your kid.
♪ I've been waitin' for the right time ♪
‐Tell everyone. ‐Okay.
Or I could actually read it. I know how to read.
Listen, I can't help you find someone,
Just remember to order something sexy.
Wow. That's actually a spot‐on impression of me at work.
I mean, I couldn't tell that you weren't a jogger.
I'm so sorry.
Oliv...
♪ It's like... ♪
"Hey. Sorry for sending you mixed signals.
‐I do look kind of cute. ‐You look super cute.
Hey, don't focus on who was in your vag.
Baby love, I'm gonna tell Samantha
♪ To let you know that I've been looking for you ♪
Oh, oh, is that something that friends do‐‐
‐So, yes? ‐Mm‐hmm.
♪ Thinking 'bout my bank account ♪
♪ Sipping sugar‐free Red Bulls ♪
Really appreciate the invitation, but
♪ To set the mood, like ♪