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Went out to dinner, and I told her I loved her.
I wrote the bylaws, so I know how to do it.
Crap! Crap! Aah, crap! Crap! Aw, crap!
What's full boyle? Anytime charles gets
Oh, joanna, no!
It's brian. Mm, not according to this note
Don't worry, sarge, we'll nail this guy.
I think he was using it as a spoon.
[applause]
This isn't enough of a statement?
Was it inside-out or just very badly burned?
Mm-hmm. Yeah!
Mm-hmm. Work has been so stressful.
A selfie that I can never unsee,
Okay.
Now, let's figure out how to...
And my mom was so happy.
I thought maybe we should have a little chat
The aaglnycpa means too much.
I'm in love with this woman, for real.
[applause]
I'm super dan.
HELP ME. I'VE GONE FULL VEGAN.
I saw dancing on the subway station.
Definitely should've been on the inside.
In our underwear-- okay.
The meeting is beginning.
And how would you do that naturally?
[deep breath] there she is.
Well, uh, I was driving around my neighborhood
That neon green fanny pack screams, "gullible tourist."
But after 25 years of struggle,
♪ fist pumpin' like champs
Ahh, it's so sticky, but it feels so good.
Wouldn't have to go through what you went through.
I was elected president unanimously,
I thought you might wanna give her this,
You ready? Let's do it.
I appreciate the effort, gina, but I can't risk
I'm more than just a piece of ass.