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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
the Mattress King's got queen mattress sets for $99
You hittin' that?
3 x 3 x 7 x 127 = 8001
I told...
with a possum inside.
I never thought I'd say this,
for what's essentially a big bag of hay.
No, no, it's all lies! Come back!
Bedbugs?!
Low, low price
That's what I was afraid was gonna...
The only connection I had with Pops was LinkedIn.
Mm, you're the sober one.
every mattress had someone die on it.
I'm the one what reached around to this cesspool of disappointment.
The time for leisure wear is over.
Get in.
but they were a family, too.
They were the competition, sure,
Me? Uh, well, it's...
They're like mortgage brokers without the moral code.
by the cutest kids you ever saw!
Ph-Physical contact.
They ain't so pretty no more!
Hey. What's with Moe?
Honey, I need you to hear this:
Do it for your king.
Homer has to pay?