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I guess that's what happens when you have a brain the size of a...
just off the bus from lowa
(BOTH EX CLAIMING IN FRUSTRATION)
So, you're the guy who tried to make it with a goat?
and you happened upon a beautiful suit, a beautiful Canadian suit.
Sweetest, cutest little goat in the whole world?
(SNORTS) Yeah, right.
and open a bed-and-breakfast.
It's high-risk, but it's also high-reward.
You know who knows how to live? Those people.
(LAUGHING) That is rich!
No can do. Presentation is tomorrow. Hat buildings don't design themselves.
(MIMICKING EXPLOSION)
OLDER TED: Ah. The rooftop patio one building over from ours.
(SHIVERING) Okay. Here we go.
And this kind of stuff, the emotional stuff?
No. Listen to what the world is telling you to do and take the leap.
- So, what do you think of Robin? - Barney, I really need to get to work, so...
(ALL EX CLAIMING IN DISAPPOINTMENT)
Double-breasted.
Sven.
Robin, you remember your first date with Ted?
Marshall, please, don't do this. Please, don't jump.
(SCOFFING) What? Come on.
So, you put it back. Then I try it on.
What happened, exactly?
(GOAT GRUNTS)