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I'm going to marry Barney in a big church wedding.
Great. Say you and I went suit-shopping,
And you've kept it a secret since then? Good for you.
It doesn't work that way. You just have to live it, and it will design itself.
If anything, this is pimped in.
Because I explained it to you…
You want a reason? I'll give you a reason.
- She could Mosby the crap out of him. - What's the Mosby?
I do not understand your fascination with this washcloth.
- He said that? Oh, my God! - Whoa!
Robin planned on being a TV reporter.
Look, you can't design your life like a building.
Oh, no. Metaphorical leap. Metaphorical leap!
Before you do, I have to tell you something first.
Mmm!
Okay, you can knock it off. Lily told me.
- Oh, damn it, Lily! - I can't believe you would do that.
Yeah.
It's looking at me.
Hey, Tracey, why don't you make me one of those rum and beers
- I did not! - You did. You little minx.
But each time, without fail...
Right?
I mean, you're really awesome, but, I mean, we're friends.
OLDER TED: That was the year I got left at the altar.
(GRUNTS)
- Let's be friends. - Okay. Friends, then.
I feel like I'm in one of those classic show-biz stories.
- You can't do this. - Why?
You don't get two surprise parties in a row.
- Yeah. That sounds good. - That sounds good. Let's go.