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Ted, we threw you a surprise party last year, okay?
You know what? We can sort this out later.
I'll tell you one thing. I'm never eating ribs again.
- just like that, you're over her. - (HAPPILY) How great is that?
- Now a good time to chat? - No.
but before I could, you'll never believe what she said.
I mean, what a bombshell. Who saw that coming?
go!
(SOFTLY) Okay. Okay.
(SIGHS) There's beans.
(SCREAMING)
The fact that anyone showed up to the first one was surprise enough.
do you think his wife said, "Honey, get down from there"?
OLDER TED: Now, I've told you some of the story of the goat already.
- What is? - The goat.
You wanted to hop on the T-train, take a ride downtown.
And then you come along with this crap
(MIMICKING EXPLOSION)
I really like that suit.
No, she couldn't Mosby him.