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- (SIGHS) What am I going to do? - I don't know. What are you going to do?
So, what, I should just do nothing?
(LAUGHING) Classic! Classic...
You're like that goat with the washcloth. You want it so bad,
It wasn't a museum or a concert hall or a skyscraper.
(IN MORE NEUTRAL VOICE) I mean, it's Barney.
When Evel Knievel sat astride his star-spangled rocket
- I'm with you, buddy. - You are now.
Great. How do we get over there? What are we gonna do? Jump?
Because, if any one of those things hadn't happened,
Everybody always says, "Don't tell Lily. Lily can't keep a secret."
Come on. What the crap?
bought the goat off the guy in order to commute its sentence.
Marshall planned on being an environmental lawyer.
you keep grabbing it. But you know what?
(WHISPERING) He still won't come up.
- I was ready to jump that turnstile. - What changed all that?
And best of all...
(LAUGHING)
and how he told the whole class what he was gonna do to the goat later that day.
and the second she reciprocates those feelings,
(BLEATING)
(GASPS)