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Why do you want me to come up to the roof so bad?
to take the same suit that you had your eye on, but at the same time,
This is it.
I'm pregnant.
Because I am scared of how much I like you.
Because I explained it to you.
Barney planned on being a violinist.
And damn it if it wasn't the best year of my life.
But with you, the trouble doesn't seem so
What the...
A girl goat, at that.
What happened
- No, you're smothering me. - Okay, forget it.
Why screw up a good thing? Friends?
You can't jump that far.
I don't really want
OLDER TED: I should explain. You see, a few years earlier...
(SIGHS) It's just... Like, I care about you, Barney.
(VOICE BREAKING) There's no point in putting it off any longer.
Thanks a lot, Mr. Goat.
I know!