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Head of Human Resources and Hospital Administration.
and an extremely reliable typewriter.
♪ And then consult our list ♪
Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well.
- [babbles] - I don't know.
Darling, Hooky had a question about
- Surgery? - Yes, so you're just in time.
[both] Check.
Uh, thirty, forty feet. Too high to jump.
Get in the car this instant! I'm leaving on the count of three.
and I'll make you a copy.
But, as always, in the field of medicine,
There are many different types of knife, which I'm going to list for you now.
Please arrest them and bring them to me.
[indistinct chatter]
Getting into that trunk is getting captured.
so we have to move quickly.
Yes, all these lovely people will understand the process better
if their name wasn't on today's patient list,
♪ We visit folks with leprosy And sing them songs as such ♪
[muffled speaking]
And, of course, the man who will be performing the operation,
We need an escape.
This is horrific.
I guess we're still on the lam.
Now, shh.
This isn't the sugar bowl.
until we want them to, that is. [chuckles deviously]
That really stung.
It's time.
Violet's invention worked perfectly.
Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!
If you rearrange the letters, you get...
Any real doctor would never perform a procedure
I file this under "D" for both disaster and deceit.
♪ So if I were you I'd find some other way ♪
You both seem pretty legit, to be honest. You're both wearing medical coats.
- This is like PE class all over again. - [volunteer] Murderers!
The most important thing we do here at Heimlich Hospital.
Doctors, nurses, Volunteers Fighting Disease,
Just relax...
[yelling]
[car door closes]
- mine, mine, mine, mine! - [grunts]
the world's first cranioectomy on a teenage girl.
from the Baudelaire library, The Complete and Total History of Knives.
Do it! Do it!