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[ Woman] ,‘ / will always be yours for eternity,‘
You two are going to be court—martialed.
[Dish] Always sneaking up on me ./
Idon‘t want a Kelly clamp, Lieutenant!
She didn’t mind my examining her tonsils,
This guy‘s got a rapid pulse! He‘s in shock!
and right here is where you‘ll serve your time.
Not since the first time I found you hiding in my sleeping bag.
whose heart and everything else is in the right place.
will dip her sensuous claw into the bowl and pick the lucky winner.
Well, you tell that to Major Burns.
”seems one ofyour nobler gestures,
Well, I haven‘t put in a stretch like that foryears, Henry.
[Man On P.A. ] A ttention, all personnel
Bad news from my wife.
who went to a different party tonight.
Night, guys. I‘ve lefta call for i 967.
And a distillery!
It‘s the weekend passes for the raffle.
Ten—hut!
Ten dollars for the Painless Pole.
They offered him $100 more a week and a royalty on bedpans.
It doesn‘t bother me.
—We||, didn‘tyou? — Yeah, but how did she figure it out?