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No, I was... gonna say rope salesmen.
Mr. Zerk!
It's not like he was walking around
Then why'd you send me down to Long Beach
(explosion, startled reactions to the noise)
(a wail, followed by sobbing)
I have a tendency to get sidetracked.
Oh, I'm gonna miss the shit outta you.
Oh. Although right about now I'm guessing she wishes it didn't.
(chuckling)
(chuckles) Okay, then, I guess just pout.
No? Okay, I got one.
(explosive sob)
but if I were you, I'd just go ahead and jump out.
- I can explain! - Yes.
- I... no, shut up. - What is this all about?
(chuckling) What's happening?
And the ransom money,
But you have to promise to set
- Zip it! - I...
I think it might be some kinda Hercule Poirot-type deal,
just to make ends meet on a government salary,
And if I could, I'd sue you
- Jam it! - No!
What?