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I like your hair.
Well, we'd be grateful to have this in such good hands.
Jesus, man. You know that thing's not alive, right?
But not now, when you're older.
you were right about all of it.
I can't get on either.
I said this was a bad idea.
I think, basically, you are just a server company now,
which is why I am going to pull
Richard, that's enough.
- Never get married, Richard. - Women, right?
Look, if we're gonna die, let's just die.
Slight problem. I can't get online.
That had to have caused the phone's antenna to draw too much power...
Richard, we were partners once.
I'm guessing there's a story here.
Why would a HooliPhone blow up?
All right.
without giving two weeks' notice.
whose only real product is dangerous malware.
Your username is "password"?
All right. Keep an eye on HooliNews,
to get you back in the good graces of the Hooli board.
She didn't hit me. No, the man did...
You... hypocrites.
I'm sorry that you had to witness that scene in there.
- Gavin. - Mmm.
Yes, but Anton is overheating already.
Bye. Thanks.
Anton died so we could live.
- Mm-hmm. - The new Internet works,
What the fuck?
Oh. yeah, it was awesome until it crashed this morning.
We can start the transfer whenever we're ready.
we would have to go RAID zero, no backup,
Sure you can, man. Just click on "Forgot password."
Can this thing go any faster?
This is fine.