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So I'm trying to figure, like, who goes where.
At the bar on opening day
You gotta ease up on talking about dicks, man.
- It's great, no? - Hey.
God, what are we gonna do about this?
♪ Da-da-da-da-da-da-da da-da-da ♪
Oh, shit, you all right?
Dude, you look like a shriveled raisin.
Guys I gotta say I'm excited to play quarantine
- It's a balance thing. - Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa!
♪ Motownphilly's back again ♪
How anyone thinks a germ can survive a scalding hot pizza is beyond
♪ brisket Philly for lunch again ♪
Oh!
He can do really cool stuff with his dick, though.
Well, you look better.
What?
Ooh, ooh, you know what? And do it with a Southern accent
We can't afford to get sick right now.
Like, that we could all do in unison. Or maybe we could wear the same outfit!
That's really good. I mean, so, so sad.
- Mm-hmm. - Okay, and then we'll all be in the same outfit.
than go to some, you know, concert.
.
Goddamn it! Come out here! Come on out here.
I-I'm just, I-I-I'm just a Jesus-loving e-e-ex-marine.
Like, why do you keep doing that? Why do you guys keep stealing that from me?
- Looking for hair. - Stop talking about hair, please.
Hey, guys?
I'm gonna be just fine.
And not talk about dressing like army carnies?
What do you do with any information?
'Cause you know what you can't do when you get the flu?
Well, you said that we're all in the same outfit, right?
Well, good luck with that.
It's all about purity, Charlie.
- That's right. - Yeah, but drink.
Are you kidding me, dude? Like, I think you're gonna die.
All we've been doing is sitting here and drinking.
like, a shitload of breadsticks...