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Shoot.
That does sound cool.
Look at that. Bob ordered hot food.
My squad is gonna look so good.
community colleges and small businesses.
Where are you from?
Everyone here who's bowled a 280, please raise your hand.
She could be your soul mate.
She left her glove.
NURSE: All right, here we go.
Also I can retract my penis up into itself.
MICHAEL: Just about everybody in this office is single right now.
I work at a place that does catalogs for
(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST)
Babe alert. Hello. I'm Michael Scott. Welcome to our little shindig.
Pardon me, may I have a chocolate chip cookie?
Thank you.
So that's sort of a repair.
You know what? You guys can get out.
Well, if you guys insist
Okay. Here we go.
Yeah.
Well, his heart was in the right place.
Sure, a little piece. No mushroom, though.
We'll take all afternoon.
There's a lot of princesses out there.
It all happened so fast
No, no. I meant about being single today.
Great. Look at that.
Damn.
Hey everyone I have just invited tim to suck it
It is so nice to go out with another couple.
Believe me, it's nothing. I hardly even talked to her.
met somebody. We hardly talked.
Well, thanks for wasting my time tonight, idiot. God!
I think today he's hot-air ballooning,
Decorating.
Just talk about things that don't have blood in them.