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So, uh...
about you and Lisa's breakup.
but betting a human being
What's the biggest pot you ever won?
I'm just doing a little unloading.
that does not give you the right to banish me with Bill.
"Contract transferable to third party
I'm afraid in this case I can.
It doesn't say anything--
Did someone call for a massage?
Oh, come on. Sixes! I mean, sixes.
Did you win the coffee machine back yet, sir?
Would you please tell me the rules?
it suddenly, occurs to me
probability, and money management.
They're a game of strategies, statistics,
Oh, man.
liquidation, bankruptcy, and/or Act of God."
Delivery for Dave Nelson from Mr. James.
What's up, man? Check these out.
Yeah.
your braying laugh
Why'd you order a new mixing board?
Dave, you are so totally and completely--
when we were doing it you called me Stewart.
then let me help you out.
I couldn't figure out anyplace else to put it.
to station WTSB in Atlanta.
Just some low-level radioactive solution.
For years, I thought your name was Lonnie.
Over here.
Okay, all right, what card am I holding up right now?
Matthew.
I've never even noticed your existence,
You still owe me 35 bucks.
DAVE: Yeah.
BOTH: I'll take care of it.
I was so sure he was bluffing.
Uh...yeah, yeah. They just took it, sir.