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You know what you got to do is shut the Wi-Fi off.
And that failure has haunted me to this very day.
♪ Help the oil lobby, Bobby ♪
I don't want any witnesses in here. I'm not kidding.
- Jim. - Madam Vice President.
Yeah, the holy grail of parking.
Jonah in his natural habitat. He might defecate in a bush.
Good morning, gentlemen. What a delightful day.
"Within the last hour, the German chancellor
No, just wondering if you think this sweater goes with the dress.
who had been held against their will for so long.
I was gonna walk to work, but then...
Three words... Weird Al Yankovic.
- Stop the engines! - Can we get Jonah off the plane, please?
- Right. - Yeah.
I leased a Nissan Cube from you the other day.
You killed better than Chung killed
She got you. You got to be so careful.
What? Really?
Are you kidding me? You can't have him.
and you're giving me Jonah?
I have a similar story, but the other way around.
Right.
Comedy songs are the mark of a douchebag.
You're stress eating.
you are
That's the third option, of course. That's great stuff.
And authority. Sorority.
because, believe me, that poor fucker's dead.
♪ Maybe the Germans, Herman ♪
Madam Vice President, thank you.