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- She was multitasking. - You need to get off the phone.
You are incredibly valued here and I was wondering
I can. Sue.
Mmm, and the stuff you're saying to Gary...
I'm joking.
- Busy? - No.
- Yeah, you're right. - You know I'm right.
Were you Internet shopping?
So it became my mission to sleep with her.
- No, no, no. That's confidential. - I won't touch anything.
- Oh, no, no, no, no! - Get out!
Do you wish that I had gotten you a different kind?
Let's hit it, boys.
Wow. I've never eaten with Gary before.
so that means it comes in through Florence.
You're taking my director of communications
Shit Al Yankoshit.
at the Vic Allen dinner. We can't do it.
No, that is not a non-comment.
What? No, no. This isn't...
Look at the size of his coffee mug.
Paper.
Okay, well, you know what?
You're just matching a word with the same word.
Okay, sure. What can I do you for?
Why are we doing this?
Not in a million years, no. I wouldn't do that.
♪ Don't be European, Ian ♪
Look, the other photos caught POTUS at a bad angle.
Flats don't go with that dress, which means you probably have heels in your bag.
You still pissed you can't get in with Kent?
Rodgers and Hammershit, come up with a new song in an afternoon?
Invite him to dinner maybe.
Okay, yes. There are Photoshopped versions of this
"Shit the bed, we got 49 more of these to go."
* Mi fa so la ti do. *
Yeah, come at me when you guys get an office, huh?
♪ Get out of DC ♪
I have no children and I wish for none,
but sometimes they blow up and become a super meme
Because it's pointless, like everything else that we do.
POTUS does not want the Speaker mocked.
No?