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- Jonah. - Hey.
This is the situation room, ma'am, during the hostage mission.
I won't touch anything. Oops, I just started a war with Iran.
You know, I once went powerboating on Lake Erie.
Now, I'm so sorry, but I don't think we're gonna be able to do the dinner with Dana.
You think I had a job interview?
between this job and the one that you just interviewed for.
These are all great. A parody song of "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover."
Would it be okay if I showed you some ideas I have regarding strategy?
What? What's going on here?
- Oh. Uh... - Yeah? Yeah?
Ah, look at those cheeks.
Well, my enhanced foreign policy role will serve me well.
- If you could just... - Ahem.
And usually they flame out after about 48 hours,
- No! - Yes, I did.
Yeah. You getting freezed out by Kent?
Come on, Gary.
♪ Don't be elite, Pete ♪
Is this the amount of times you've admired yourself in the mirror today?
Coffee from corner bakery implying you were at
Hey, ma'am, thanks again for inviting me to dinner.
That is so childish.
I do, I kind of like that.
But until now, nobody's thrown down
- Yeah. - Like a lady soldier.
I can't airbrush history, ma'am. I'm not Joseph Stalin.
I just said I had no time.
I'm not. I'm having dessert.
No, no, no, no. I love it.
That's the Latino vote, right?
* Kent says there's 50 ways to win in Denver... *
- Get off of the plane. - Ma'am, we're taxiing.
♪ Kent said to me ♪
This is Kent's doing.
No, uh-uh, you can't take Mike.
- Sure. - So there are fewer opportunities
- Wait, what? You have parking? - Not anymore.
- Metric. - Metric.
You know I'm right
I don't know what my password is. Do you know what it...?
I cannot tell you, we are so happy to hear you say that...
- Boom! - That's her catchphrase.
He should really be on suicide watch.
This comes from POTUS.